A downloadable alcoholic experience

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Y'see youngins, Yung Salty was a two-armed, one-legged, hobbling, one lazy-eyed madman fishermang alchemist troll that lived in on the sea. Yung Salt had left from the bell in Gardiner's bay and had to sell his home or some shit. One night he was nantucket bound and charting a course to the vineyard n was all flaming and trolling all them sailers with tales of womens n' rum n' honey n' faith or sum shit. anyways Yung Salt got to drinkin some rums and listennin to that ther billy joel n he sailed right into the damn fkn walrus

i looked up the cost of a real nice schooner so tahts the suggested donation, for boat 3 we need a real boat ok

Features

  • Collect the parts of your boat!
  • Become an alcoholic!
  • Become the boat!
  • Say swears!

Credits

Graphics/Art/Design - Austin Skitowski Portfolio

Programmin' - K Hodges Github

Download

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

boatpc.zip 91 MB

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mm alchoholol

THE CRAB DLC IS A RIPOFF DO NOT BUY IT THEY TOOK MY MONEY AND MAILED ME AN ACTUAL CRAB AND IT SNIPPED ME A LITTLE BIT